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  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
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blazepress:

Love at first sight is dangerous.

This is so cool.

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guidetrainlove:

One that maintains a conversation record.

YES

FUCKING

PLEASE

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memes-are-love-memes-is-life:

12:59 AM September 30th

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1:00 am October 1st

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girilla-warfare:

Are you fucking kidding me

People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs

(via nerdiestbutt)

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pontmercied:

'i think hes bisexual '

'HES NOT GAY'

i didnt say he was gay you crusty fuck its called fucking bisexuality you goddamn trash hole

(via mishasrightnipple)

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